Plant-based Mayor Of New York, Says That Cheese Is The New Heroin

"Food is like a drug. You take someone on heroin, put them in one room, and someone hooked on cheese, put them in another room, and you take it away, I challenge you to tell me the person who's hooked on heroin and who's hooked on cheese,"--Eric Adams

"My name is Ryan and I am addicted to cheese"

{everyone} HI RYAN

Strong statement from the new mayor of New York City. He challenges us to put a person who is hooked on cheese and a person hooked on heroin and figure out who is who. Well, in the words of the late and great, Bob Saget, I have never seen anyone suck a dick for cheese. When a person gets off of heroin they go through withdrawal symptoms that makes the person feel like they are dying. When a person goes off cheese they just get a little skinnier. 

If Adams were trying to make a serious comparison he should've compared heroin to melted cheese. I mean, fuck me up. Melted cheese is a different animal. I bet people have sucked a dick for melted cheese before. Anyone could walk by a brick of cheddar with no problem. Put that cheddar between two pieces of bread and toast it up until the cheese starts oozing out the sides and...

I can not explain why melted cheese is so much better and addicting but it is and the mayor of New York knows it. He sees his city, the pizza capital of the world, with a public health crisis. Dollar slices everywhere leading people to chronic illness and heart disease. A disease that killed more Americans than covid and opioids combined in 2020. Big problem with no end in sight because personally I am willing to sacrifice some years at the back end of my life to enjoy melted cheese now. I'd inject it into my veins if that didn't cause it to bypass my tastebuds. Melted Cheese…the most addictive drug in America.