Jerry Thornton

If Russia is Looking to Start WWIII Over an American Skater Accidentally Touching One of Theirs, Then Team USA is Ready to Finish It

As anyone who knows me can confirm, I'm a man of peace. "Beat your swords into plowshares," say I. Use your words, not war. Granted, there are exceptions. That war that ended with Hitler eating a bullet because he heard the mighty bootsteps of my dad and my Uncles Phil and Paul approaching(at least 

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If Russia is Looking to Start WWIII Over an American Skater Accidentally Touching One of Theirs, Then Team USA is Ready to Finish It

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