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Lighten the Fuck Up! She was Sexually Frustrated So She Went to See Her Gynecologist Hoping He Could Help...

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A married woman was sexually frustrated and depressed so she went to see her gynecologist hoping he could help. She explained that after giving birth to their second child, her husband was no longer interested in having sex with her… 

The gynecologist was sympathetic to the woman's needs and prescribed capsules that would jump-start her husband's libido. He told her to read the directions on the bottle carefully and to set up a follow-up appointment after trying the capsules for two weeks…

That night she spilled the contents of one capsule into her husband's dinner like it said on the bottle, and later that night her husband turned into a ravenous, insatiable stud and they fucked each other's brains out for an hour… 

The next day, realizing how badly she missed sex, she decided she wanted more so she spilled the contents of two capsules into his dinner… That night they fucked each other's brains out again, but this time for two hours… 

The next night she craved sex even more, so she dumped the contents of a dozen capsules into her husband's dinner hoping for an even longer evening of heart-pounding, belly-slapping sexual bliss… 

Two weeks passed and the woman missed her follow-up appointment with her gynecologist. The gynecologist was concerned and decided to give her a call at home… 

A little boy answered the phone… "Hi, can I speak to your mother, please?" 

"No, she's… Who's this?", the little boy asked. 

"I'm your mother's doctor and two weeks ago I prescribed some medicine to help her out…"

"That was you?", the little boy interrupted.

"Yes. Maybe you can tell me how she's doing…" 

"Well… mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and Dad's crawling around the attic on his knees holding a flashlight calling, 'Here kitty, kitty'… "

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968