Kanye Is Claiming Kim Kardashian Accused Him Of Hiring A Hitman To Take Her Out

Complex - Kanye West still isn’t happy that his daughter, North is on TikTok with the rapper now saying that Kim Kardashian has made some new allegations.

On Sunday, he took to Instagram to share a screenshot of him asking for Kim’s number, though it’s unclear who he’s texting, writing that “Kim accused me of putting a hit out on her.”

He also shared two screenshots between him and a person he says is Kim’s extended family member. “This is an example of Kim’s cousin agreeing with me about TikTok then proceeding to ask me for some Yeezys afterwards,” Ye wrote in the caption.

Ye first called out Kim on Friday for letting North post on TikTok “against my will” in a now-deleted IG post. Kim quickly fired back on her IG Story, writing, “I am doing my best to protect our daughter while also allowing her to express her creativity in the medium that she wishes with adult supervision—because it brings her happiness.” She also called herself their children’s “main provider and caregiver,” which Kanye took offense to.

“What do you mean by main provider?” he responded. He also pointed to the birthday incident with their daughter Chicago, where he’s previously claimed he wasn’t allowed to know where the party was. He even posted TikTok’s Guardians Guide, which outlines how kids can sign up for the app.

There's a famous quote that goes something like "He that sleeps with dogs shall wake up with fleas" from Benjamin Franklin's Poor Richard's Almanack. 

And that my friends is what Mr. West is learning the hard way here...

Once a social media whore, always a social media whore. And the apple doesn't fall from the tree so I hate to be the bearer of bad news here Kanye, but this tik tok shit is just the beginning.

You can't blame the guy for being pissed about this either.

I can't fuckin imagine trying to raise a daughter in today's world. If I was, I think there's a negative infinity chance she would ever possess a cell phone until she was old enough to vote. But then she'd probably run off and work the pole to get back at me. 

You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Now, as for the throwaway line Kanye threw in there about Kim accused me of putting a hit out on her.”

Aside from being incredibly blasphemous and untrue, you want to know why this is the dumbest thing you could ever say about Kanye doing?

Because he's a lot of things. But he's not an idiot.

Psychotic and crazy most of the time? Absolutely.

But they called Einstein crazy too.

The man's valued at 6 billion dollars today. You don't get that level of rich by being stupid.

And I can unequivocally state that I know Kanye West in no way shape or form ordered a hit on his ex-wife because if he had- 

1- she would never have known about it

and

2- she would no longer be with us.

The more drama starts to percolate between Kanye and Kim the more I'm starting to think that him and Eminem should get back in the booth together and record a Kim Part 2 collaboration. Tell me that's a bad idea. You can't.

p.s. - what's worse than people that suck your dick or pretend to have your back just so they can ask for a favor a minute later?

"Yah bro, shits fucked up what she's doing to you, leveraging your kids over you because she knows it drives you nuts. By the way, can you help me get a pair of your sneakers?"

Scum. 

The only people worse are the ones who ask for shit from you non-stop and never offer to do anything for anybody else.

And the only people worse than them are the ones who do actually do favors for people, and seem to go out of their way to be generous, but actually, just keep score so they can hold it over your head and remind you when they fuck up or need something.