Okay, so we have officially reached the point of Joe Burrow's life where I'm not sure if he's even real anymore or a tall tale like Paul Bunyan. Winning the Heisman, the National Championship, and potentially the Super Bowl in a three year run is completely absurd. But to have a rapper you grew up idolizing reach out to you for your game used jersey then spills more tears on Twitter than Jeff D. Lowe did after The Dozen Season 1 finale once the jersey arrives is where you either have to think of a new word for how cool he is. Actually I think we have to wonder if Burrow somehow rigged the simulation we are living in to fulfill his wildest dreams and took a tortured NFL fanbase going along for the incredible ride so none of us would question it.
What a fucking stud.