If You're a Teacher Shopping for Sex Toys at School, Make Sure Your Computer Isn't Connected to the Projector

Look, when you're getting freaky on the internet, you always have to make sure you're connected to nothing other than the device you're actually using. It's Rule No. 1. No AirPlay, Bluetooth, HDMI, etc. Turn it all off. Get off the WiFi while you're at it just to be completely safe.

ESPECIALLY if you're in a classroom in front of dozens of teenagers. Even if this woman was doing this on the computer without it being connected to the projector, it was still in relatively plain view. The ClitSucker 5000 will still be available at 3 p.m., I promise.

I think this situation is an oddly apt commentary on the state of educator compensation in America. You think that woman gives a fuck about being a substitute teacher making $100 a day in New York? She might have subconsciously done this on purpose to get out of that shitty job without having to quit. I think she wanted to get caught.

Those kids had much more restraint than I would have. I guess they wanted to see how long she'd go before noticing, but I would not have been able to stop myself from saying something. A sub shopping for vibrators while on the clock is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, you don't let that pass you by.

Meanwhile, the lesson on the guy who invented the traffic light just rolls right along. I hope that's not on the test, because those kids caught absolutely none of that information.