NSFW: Pennsylvania Pizza Place Accidentally Sends Out Ad With Enormous Sausage
Yesterday I got tagged in the pizza ad above and for the life of me could not figure out why. Was there a bad word, or a horribly misspelled one? Did this person think "at first bite" was close to Dave's "one bite"? We get tagged in/DMed stuff all the time that people think is WILD when in reality it's often pretty tame.. was this another case of that?
I looked at it several more times just to be sure and suddenly there it was...
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Ah! Of course, right there full of cream. A solid 6.9 on the pizza ad scale.
A small town restaurant accidentally putting that clip art in their ad which then got sent out to tens of thousands of people seemed too good to be true. I wanted to be sure I wasn't getting trolled so I headed on over to Chiaro's FB page and sure enough it's the real deal.
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I can understand how a small business would be devastated by this mistake, especially during covid times, and I'm sure they're taking some flak here & there.. but scrolling the comments there seemed to be nothing but love & people saying how much they needed that laugh. Some also pointed out that Chiaro's has done a lot of good in the community.
Plus, I feel like people are willing to overlook almost anything in the name of a good pizza, and according to Bergen, the gal who brought this story to my attention, their pizza is indeed very good. Cannolis, too.
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They've been slinging pies since 1976, are BYOB, and have 3 locations between Allentown & Philly, in Pennsburg, Green Lane and Sellersville, PA. If you're in that area do them a solid and get yourself a pizza for dinner. And be sure to ask for a cappuccino with dessert. Support small businesses with accidental big d*ck ads, everybody knows the rules.