Strip Club Etiquette 101: There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Making It Rain

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I'm by no means the world's foremost expert on strip club etiquette but that's more a function of resources than appetite. In a world of greater means, it's very like I've developed a problem. But as it stands I'm nothing more than your run of the mill strip club guy. If I go that means I'm in another city, hammered, hanging out with at least two big strip club guys. Twist my arm I'll get in the Uber. 

Even so, you don't need to bankroll a young lady's University of Phoenix education to have a feel for behavior standards. The Strip Club Code of Conduct isn't that layered or nuanced. It's actually quite the opposite: 

Don't be an asshole and bring some money.

Under that very simple framework, it's easy to understand why this is a perfectly fine gif of Eddie making it rain on a stripper's ass in Miami

International strip club rules & regulations actually define this act to be quite mild. I know we're technically not under international jurisdiction but it's worth pointing out as a comparison. Always good to keep a broad reference point. 

At least that's my opinion on the matter. We get into it in more detail this week on Red Line as WSD has an axe to grind with Ed on the basis of morality. I really can't believe it either, but we're here guys. It happened. 

Loaded show with a bunch of other shit, like Aaron Jones repeatedly calling me sir during his exclusive interview with myself & White Sox Dave. That's just about the most preposterous thing I've ever said in my life. Yessir I love taking it to the house. "BUT HAVE YOU HAD ALS PIZZA"… I am the luckiest man in the world, in some respects. I stand behind this episode as one of those respects. 

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