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Lighten the Fuck Up! She Asked, "Sir, Are You Staring at my Vagina?"

A man on a train was sitting across from a sexy young woman wearing a short black pleated skirt…

When the woman uncrossed her legs he couldn't help but notice she was wearing a pair of white lace crotchless panties… She caught him staring and asked, "Sir, are you staring at my vagina?"

The man shamefully admitted that he was. "I'm so sorry," he said, "I promise it won't happen again."

"Don't worry, sir, it's okay," she responded, "My vagina is very talented… I can make it do tricks. Watch closely, it'll blow you a kiss"

The man watched as the woman's vagina puckered up and actually blew him a kiss. The man was both shocked and impressed.

"Look again, sir, I can make it wink," the woman happily revealed. And, after it winked at him, the man became ecstatic.

"Come sit next to me," the woman said playfully. The man immediately took a seat next to her…

She turned, spread her legs slowly, and in a quiet voice she asked, "Now, would you mind slipping two fingers in for me?"

Stunned by the woman's ask, the man replied, "Holy shit, your vagina can whistle too!"                                                                    

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968