I Did Not Blow Dante With Kelly In Vegas & White Sox Dave

I know this is exactly the kinda blog someone would write if they did group fellate Dante with Kelly and Dave. But scout's honor I did not take that sharp dressed Italian man with my mouth. I'm fairly certain neither did Kelly or Dave but I haven't talked to them yet. My hunch is that they did not but again I will only speak for myself. I did not give Dante the Don a blowjob last night at Barstool River North. 

It's been quite an opening month for our Chicago bar. Dave and Logan Paul playing tummy sticks. Ozzie Guillen and Chief making the cover of Out & About. I had a couple beers there with James Augustine the other week and now we're talking glory holes. Just wait til the weather gets nice and those big ass windows open up onto Hubbard. You guys are missing out if you're not putting 14 W Hubbard into the rotation because it's that good. Don't be the odd man out. 

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In other news, the TV situation really is phenomenal

I know I'm biased but a day like yesterday is just a perfect reminder that the TV set up is top notch. The audio is pumping. So many sight lines you'd think we brought in a veteran Navy Seal sniper to map out the floor plan. Nothing better than having full panoramic views especially if you're like me and you like to change which TV you focus on to mix up good vibes. Like I try to find a good 3rd down TV for big stops. Obviously you have to change at half if you're losing your bet. Beautiful thing at Barstool River North you don't really have to move to watch a different TV. Just turn your head. We can't make it any easier for you guys. 

Anyways I didn't suck Dante's dick. 

Thanks to everyone who came out.