Eli Apple Trash Talking Tyreek Hill Is My Favorite Thing Ever

Nobody on the planet thinks more highly of themself than one Eli Apple, cornerback for the Cincinnati Bengals. During the game, Twitter is hysterical about him, full of the memes saying how terrible he is at football

And then after the game Eli gets on Twitter and talks shit like he's the second coming of Jesus Christ (in a parallel universe where Jesus was a shutdown corner) himself.

The best. May we all walk around with the self-confidence of Eli Apple. In his own eyes, he can do zero wrong. In his own eyes, getting burnt up and down the field all day every day makes no difference. Ad what's sick is like, what can Tyreek say? The Chiefs scored 3 points in the second half, and the Bengals are going to the Super Bowl. Winners get to write the history book, and Eli gets to pound his chest and be the loudest in the room because he'll be playing in two weeks and Tyreek won't. 

But man, what a huge target he has now painted on himself. The more you as a CB make yourself known, the higher the pressure. Now the world's eyes are going to be on Eli Apple on the biggest stage. And if my Twitter timeline is any indication, he's the most disliked player in the NFL right now. Everyone is rooting for him to fail. Jackson Mahomes, but with slightly more talent. So no pressure, but all the pressure in the world.