Mike Evans Really Threw Tom Brady's Last Career Touchdown Pass Into The Crowd, Which Means Somebody Has A VERY Valuable Football

Not to go Full Rovell on you guys because nobody should ever go Full Rovell or even 5% Rovell at any point in their life. But the first thing I thought of during that Evans touchdown wasn't if the Rams were going to blow a 27-3 lead or how Shutdown Corner Jalen Ramsey got left in the dust. It was HOW THE FUCK DOES MIKE EVANS KEEP THROWING TOM BRADY FOOTBALLS IN THE STANDS AFTER THE LAST TIME HE DID THAT?!?

Which takes me to my real question. How much money does the fan who caught that football get for it? Because I remember hearing how the fan who caught the 600th ball should've held out for a million bucks, season tickets for life, and rights to an ounce of Tom Brady's semen to sire as many Football Robots as he'd like. 

If that's the going rate for a ball that simply had a nice round number associated with it, how much is the last actual touchdown thrown by the greatest football player ever? How much is the NFT of that football? AGAIN, HOW MANY TIMES IS THAT MANIAC MIKE EVANS GOING TO DO THIS? I FEEL LIKE BRODIE IN MALLRATS.

There are more questions than answers right now. But regardless of the answers, whoever caught that ball better put it in a well hidden safe, especially if they are a Florida resident surrounded by the infamous Florida Man as well as the less discussed but just as dangerous Florida Woman because that's a fucking winning lottery ticket.