I'm Pretty Sure Jimmy John Invited Me To A Boys Weekend In Hollywood & We Have It On Tape

I mean the proof is in the pudding here, no? Is that not (billionaire) Jimmy John inviting me to a boys trip in Hollywood? Because I'm PRETTY SURE it is. So for the sake of the argument let's discuss just how said imaginary boys weekend in Los Angeles would go with legendary sandwich tycoon (and billionaire), Jimmy John. I'd have to assume our journey would begin with his private jet picking me up in beautiful New York as that is where my large noggin rests at night. Once we get up in the air for the 5+ hour we would obviously throw on Glenny Balls' Upbeat Bangers Only Playlist (to pregame to) on the stereo in the private plane to get the vibes going really well from the jump.

Then once we've reached a cruising altitude we would begin consuming some alcohol as bangers like Good 4 U & Big Energy pump through the speakers so much that even the pilots start to safely boogie. Once we land in beautiful Los Angeles we let Jimmy John take the wheel as he surely knows all the spots to hit. We hitting the Palm? A light lunch at the Nobu in Malibu? The Apple Pan for burgers? The world would be our oyster.

Eventually we'd settle into our gorgeous hotel on Sunset Strip and everyone go their separate for mandatory napping hours. There's never been a great night start without a pre-game nap and you KNOW IT. After we've rested it's then time for dinner at a place that's so for rich guys normies like us don't even know the name to it or where it is. I'm picturing an underground billionaire society out there in LA which is where we'd go out at as well. Then the obvious night cap is renting a MASSIVE airbnb in the Hollywood Hills for an epic house party. Can't wait to do this exact weekend with JJ soon!