Trashbag, Subhuman Texas Woman Tries To Buy Children For $500,000 At WALMART
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Texas woman is now out on bond after sheriff’s deputies said she tried to purchase another woman’s child while waiting in a checkout line at Walmart.
According to a report from KSAT’s sister station KPRC, Rebecca Taylor, 49, came up to the woman’s shopping cart in the checkout line. The woman’s cart had two children inside at the time.
Taylor started to make comments about one of the woman’s two children before allegedly asking if she could buy him for $250,000, KPRC reports.
The mother refused her offer and Taylor pressed further. She increased the offer to $500,000 and allegedly threatened to take the infant, according to the Harris County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies said the mother still refused and was able to leave the store with her children safely. That’s when she notified authorities of what happened.
Aside from the fact that this broad tried to buy a kid, which we'll get to in a moment, she tried to buy a goddamn WALMART kid.
Come on lady, have a little class. Walmart is the white trash capital of the world. There's a reason we only have a small handful of them in Chicago's city proper, and that reason is because Chicagoans know it's just a white trash hangout that operates under the guise of being a department superstore. Just disgusting, repugnant behavior from an "adult". Seriously. If you're gonna buy kids, buy them from literally anywhere else. Target, Costco, Kroger, Publix, doesn't matter. You don't want Walmart kids. They'll come with the stink and stigma of being Walmart kids and will be fighting an uphill battle to be successful at anything. All the Target kids will think her Walmart kids are subhuman, and they'd be correct. One day her Walmart kids will be getting picked last for dodgeball during recess, the next they'll be getting diagnosed with a bunch of behavioral disorders by the school psychologist and shoving bottle rockets up animals nostrils, and guess what? It'd be your fault, Rebecca. That's the cross you'd bear.
Aside from that, who in the fuck wants kids at all? I'm 33 now and most of my (former) friends are married and/or have kids. I see all these videos of them hanging out with their wives and kids, acting (keyword) happy as a clam, drinking IPAs in their perfectly manicured suburban yards while their kids frolic around in their Big Wheels and shit like that. NO THANK YOU. A kid is the fastest way to "grow up" and who in the fuck wants to do that? Not me. I'm only good at being young, athletic and disgustingly handsome. Being old, out of shape, and bald and/or ugly is out of the question for me. Not now, not ever.
But if you threw a kid in my life, all the fun waves bye-bye. No more 4am Hangge Uppe nights or $500 weekends at Sox Park and Cork & Kerry's. That all goes straight to hell. As Jimmy V said, "don't grow up. Don't ever grow up."