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Lighten the Fuck Up! She Knew Her Butler Would Do Anything She Desired...

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A poor young girl and distant relation, was surprisingly named the sole heiress to her great uncle's fortune. She inherited everything and decided to move out of her small apartment and into the family mansion where she had access to a full staff including a personal valet who'd been trained at the highly regarded, British Butler Institute.

One evening, she summoned the butler to her bedroom, "Jeeves, take off my gloves, please."

Jeeves, the consummate professional, had been her great uncle's loyal butler for many years, replied, "Of course, M'lady."

The girl, impressed with the power she now commanded, continued, "Jeeves, I want you to take off my dress and corset, please."

Jeeves obediently replied, "Of course, M'lady."

The girl, sensing that her butler would do anything she desired, cleared her throat and then made another request, "Jeeves, now I want you to carefully remove my silk panties, please…"

Jeeves obliged the request replying, "As you wish, M'lady. Will there be anything else?"

The young girl looked her butler in the eyes, paused for a moment, and then made one final request, "Yes Jeeves, there IS one more thing… please, don't ever wear my clothes again…"                                                                                                                   

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