We Have Our First Bills Fan Reaction Video From Tonight's Chiefs Game And It Is Just As Heartbreaking As You'd Expect
Like many people, I love watching Bills fans attempt to separate their souls from their bodies using a folding table as an instrument. But I don't love watching their soul actually leave their body because of what 53 strangers do hundreds of miles away on a football field.
Seeing that poor son of a bitch go through the highs of Josh Allen throwing laser beams to Gabriel Davis to the lowest of lows of Patrick Mahomes and Tyreek Hill doing Patrick Mahomes and Tyreek Hill shit with nothing but a handle of Tito's as his guide has me sick to my stomach for him as well as every other Bills fan that is somehow still breathing after a game that played out like a fucked up Rollercoaster Tycoon track.
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I wouldn't wish what happened to Steven Cheah earlier today on my worst enemy. But I wouldn't wish what happened to Bills fans who don't have a Super Bowl, let alone one from LAST YEAR, on even that front running fuckface known as the Empire State Building. I hope I am wrong, but it feels like 13 seconds is going to become the new 28-3, which Bills fans don't deserve after the Boy I Love Losing Super Bowls 90s and the Music City Miracle.
Speaking of that handle of Tito's, it is going to have its revenge first thing in the morning.
I honestly don't know what else to say to Bills fans other than I'm sorry.