Putting Trent Williams In Motion To Block Should Be Against The Law

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To be clear, I'm not talking about against the laws of football. I'm talking about against the laws of man. There is no scenario where a person that big and athletic should be allowed to get a running start to mow down another human being with that much of a head of steam. I believe there is actually a charge for that in the court of law. What is it called again?

Thanks NFL insider Adam Schefter!

While Kyle Shanahan and his football scientist Mike McDaniel were so preoccupied with whether or not they could put Trent Williams in motion, they didn't stop to think if they should. Clearly they had a safety gauge installed in the play where Kittle took out Williams before he could do any more damage to both sides. However, since the NFL is reportedly a copycat league, we are now going to have every stud offensive lineman getting a running start like Bobby Boucher and sending poor LBS and DBs to the moon (the bad version of going to the moon).

P.S. I love this guy being the sick fuck who designed the play that Rashan Gary is going to have nightmares about