BREAKING: We Have A New Boss Here At Barstool Sports

Well it's official, we have a new boss here at Barstool Sports. I'm not sure if he can even tie his shoes or wipe his own ass, but he now runs the company and that's just the way it is. Maybe he'll keep Dave on the payroll, I don't know, that's up to him when he wakes up from his nap. I don't know what Dave does now, I guess just sits at Riggs' old desk and grinds out blogs like the old days? Dials up a loaf of bread from Panera for lunch and takes video of his TV at night. Honestly, it's whatever Cason tells him to do, and the rest of us, for that matter. It's King Cason's world and we're just living in it.

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