Tonight's Bills-Chiefs Game Shattered The Brains Of Millions Of People As Well As The Win Probability Meter

No offense to Bills fans, who must feel like David Spade in that gif right now if he then had his guts put into a blender until they were finely pureed. But whenever the win probability chart looks like multiple earthquakes hit, it means anybody who didn't have their heart or a responsible amount of money placed on the game had a ton of fun watching it. 

I am not even going to attempt to recap all the shit that a bunch of superhumans did on the field tonight because I honestly couldn't do it justice and I forgot half of this stuff even happened less than an hour ago.

So many things to talk about there. Gabriel Davis is an absolute stud. Tyreek Hill is the fastest human living being on the planet. And I feel terrrrrrrrible for Bills fans as well as this tweet that is going to get retweeted a billion times over the next year.

I also agree with the 892,961,485 takes that it sucks Josh Allen didn't get the ball in overtime. But I don't want to hear people saying he didn't get a chance to win the game. He got a chance and instead he went with the silly Tails Never Fails mantra, which is just a rhyme for children.

Team Heads For Life.

Even the stats that came out of this game are absurd. The Bills took a three point lead with 13 SECONDS left and it wasn't enough to seal the game. Patrick Mahomes had 177 yards passing after the 2 minute warning against the same team that held Zach Wilson to 87 yards all game. Josh Allen had 771 total yards and 9 TDs in the playoffs with only 14 incompletions. Video game shit. All in all, we got to witness one of the greatest games in the history of sports today during maybe the best Divisional Round I can ever remember. Don't let 2022 get hot!

Also, totally worth it until it wasn't and now it's the worst decision of your life.