An All-Time Barstool Freak Out That We Forgot To Mention And It May Cost Our Boy Reags His Life

Poor Bob Reags. We let him down. Now, he let himself down too. And his former teammates. And his parents. And the University of Kentucky. A true Calipari move. A one and done. Snake move, in my opinion. Having said that...we let him down too. We did an entire draft on freakouts with a special barstool category and somehow we left out a moment from October that Reags should've been aware. 

"I'll hold a knife to all of your throats...I wouldn't do that...would I?(inhales drag, eyes go wide, makes you believe she ABSOLUTELY would)

A quote like that from a woman like Kelly Keegs and Reags proceeds to do the following

Reags thinks he's safe because he lives in Ohio or Kentucky or somewhere that people only live if they're in witness protection, but eventually he's going to get called into NYC. When that happens Keegs might stab him with a shattered blue wine bottle and put that cig out on his cheek. Do not cross Kelly Keegs. You mess with Keegs and you get an avalanche or words at a speed that you can only really comprehend every third one. 

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Some honorable mention freak outs that didn't make honorable mention