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Joe Burrow Is Too Fucking Cool

This fucking guy man. I saw this debate going around on Twitter and it's one of the few things that most people agree with. Does anyone truly hate this guy? I don't think so. He transferred from Ohio State - their fans didn't care when he won a title. He's beloved at LSU. Goes to the Bengals and I've yet to see Steelers, Browns or Ravens fans losing their shit about him. Then again, Browns fans are too busy arguing about Baker, you get my point. 

Now we have Burrow breaking one of the more ridiculous streaks out there. The Bengals won a playoff game. Excuse me - a Cincinnati sports team advanced in the playoffs. I know I live here. I'm not from here. I had zero ties to this place until I moved here after college. I legit never thought I'd see fans here happy. They are some of the most depressing people I've ever been around and I roomed with a dude from Cleveland for four years in college. 

Shit you even had him calmly explain he wouldn't be celebrating tonight because he expected to win. Next week would be a bit different. Look at how he showed up for the game. 

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Makes some ridiculous plays, shows up wearing those glasses for the press conference. Dude is from Athens, Ohio and is taking over the entire southwestern part of the state fast. I asked this to Cincinnati people. He's the most beloved athlete in this city since when. The most common answer was Kenyon Martin. You're talking a good 20+ years ago. Unreal.

I finally concede Bengals fans. You guys won a playoff game. You have a fucking cool quarterback. I am jealous of that.