We Have #Whistlegate!!!

Oh hell yeah, it's been a while since we had a good #gate in the NFL and I cannot be more thrilled since I'm pretty sure the Barstool rocket ship ran strictly on #Deflategate fuel for like three years straight, causing countless fights that went absolutely nowhere on The Rundown before these four maniacs went to New York to confront the NFL Commissioner and left as The Brady Four.

Raiders fans may not be as excited as I am but even the silver and black being involved in a controversial call feels so right. Now we get an angry fanbase breaking down every frame of video from a playoff game and searching for every bullet point of the NFL Rulebook that proves they were fucked as every NFL insider gives us the same update 100 different ways on our Twitter timeline. Then once things settle down, one of Goodell's stooges will kindly tell the angry fanbase to kindly fuck off off, which is a process that will begin as soon as this statement is released.

Anyway, I hope Al Davis is flipping off every NFL commissioner he is near wherever he resides right now. Now if you will excuse me, I have to get back to watching the game since there have been about six blown calls since I started writing this and there could be another #gate brewing. What an absolute shitshow by the refs and we aren't even through the first playoff game of the season.

P.S. I always get it confused if the Bengals are the Who Dats or Who Deys. But the fact this person was NOT responsible for #Whistlegate is pretty amazing.

I am now 10000% convinced the Bengals and Saints must be related in some absurd way that only Ancestry.com can figure out.