#BIllsMafia Has Shown Up

I've been trying to figure out tonight's Pats-Bills game since the moment it became official. On one hand, the Bills have a home field advantage, a QB advantage, and a 4.5 point advantage according to the geniuses at the Barstool Sportsbook. On the other hand, the Patriots have the greatest coach I have ever seen in my life who I believe has won a playoff game or two where his team was an underdog to a team with an explosive offense.

However the one thing I know for sure going into this is that #BillsMafia has shown up. There will be plenty of videos of those beautiful Western New York wildlings crashing and burning through tables on my timeline over the next few hours. However, the guy in the video above led the charge perfectly with a pair of clean Zubaz overalls, a swig directly from a bottle, and a clean shattering of a table. As for the elbow drop, I will yield my ruling on that to the true authority on the matter.

Yup, that's as close to a 10 as you will get. I'm still not sure if the Bills will win or lose tonight, but I know those beautiful savages in the stands will be ready to do their part while every member of the Patriots should be alert for flying objects like it's a Gary Sheffield at bat and they are sitting in the good seats on the third base line.