I did the Twisted History of Genocide with Chief a couple of months ago.
To start the pod, I asked Chief this loaded question...
"What group of people would you like to see wiped off the face of the Earth?"
I was expecting Chief to say something benign like, "People who try to deplane before the line gets to their row."
Instead, he simply answered, "Italians."*
But keeping with the original less-genocidal nature of my question, I was reminded today about a group of people who need to go.
There was a mini-snowstorm last night in the Northeast… Nothing too bad… I don't think accumulations reached a foot anywhere close to the city.
I got somewhere around 5 inches (which is fun to type as an Irishman), so shoveling out this morning was a breeze… Particularly with 2 teenage sons finally earning their keep.
But it was up to me to clean off my car, which I did diligently before driving to HQ.
The local roads and state highways were expertly plowed and salted, traffic was relatively light because so many schools were closed… What could go wrong?
I will tell you what… NOBODY CLEANS THE SNOW OFF THE ROOF OF THEIR FUCKING CAR ANYMORE.
As a result, my drive to work turned into a fucking obstacle course filled with ducks and dives between sheets of ice and snow flying off of trucks and cars.
SO I am making a list… And checking it twice… And on my brand new list of people who should die, I am adding as #2- PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE SNOW OFF THEIR CARS.
(#1 is still ITALIANS)
Take a report.
* Chief never said he wanted to wipe out Italians.