NY Post- A UK-based bachelor is so desperate to find a partner, he spent several hundred pounds on multiple billboards in an attempt to get the word out.
“Save me from an arranged marriage,” read the giant 20-foot ads of 29-year-old Mohammad Malik, currently up on at least three billboards across Birmingham. The posters also feature a website Malik set up for internet denizens with leads on love: FindMalikAWife.com.
“Hi, I’m Malik. You may have seen my face on a billboard somewhere,” the Muslim innovation consultant greats website visitors in a welcome video. “I’m 29, live in la vida London. I’m an entrepreneur and a foodie and I’m religious.”
His current loves include food, quality conversation and learning more about his faith.
“I am looking for someone who is working on her deen,” he goes on, using the Arabic word for religion.
Now THIS is how you do it, Malik. Ladies absolutely LOVE a good old fashioned viral billboard campaign to find a wife and I'm solely basing that off of the Chernin blockbuster hit 'Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates'. Those guys got on nationally-televised talk shows to choose their wedding dates and shit so I can only imagine the same will soon be happening for our guy Malik goes viral all across England. Not to mention ladies love a guy that can make them laugh & there's no 2 ways around it that that Costanza/Rose Dawson-esque pose from Malik on the billboard is fucking hilarious.
While idiots like us have to resort to dating apps like Bumble, Hinge, or Tinder to even find a semblance of a wife this man is a pioneer. We obviously could also meet girls out at bars in the real world or dare I say it at normal activities like a cooking class or in a bowling league, but who wants to do that? Billboards the new way to go. And he even made a damn video about it! Who doesn't want a funny entrepreneur that loves food and religion? No one. The answer is literally no one.
AND the full website?
Now THAT's commitment. I am very confident this whole ruse is gonna get our guy hitched in no time. Let's just hope it's to a wonderful lady and they live happily ever after. Rooting hard for our guy Malik. Need updates ASAP.