“Who’s In Charge, Me or the Devil?” The Greatest Shit-Talking Display In Sports History

Prior to 15 minutes ago, I did not know Ted Hankey was an alive human being. Now, a mere 15 minutes later, he is perhaps my favorite athlete of all time. Not just for this seemingly unhinged rant where he taunts the Devil en route to sniping doubles needed to win the round. The man is a bottomless content machine.

Playing through a stroke, the best dancer alive, a man who stuffs the devil in a locker whenever he feels the need. Ted Hankey is the type of person we used to build statues for and sing songs about. Religions were crafted around signature figures less impressive than this.