It Turns Out Pedro "The Anaconda" Martinez Had QUITE The Method To Guys Get Out Of Slumps Involving Said Anaconda

WAIT.

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Did Ortiz just say that Pedro apparently "The Anaconda" Martinez used to put that very anaconda to work by paddling people on the back with it? I'm PRETTY sure that's what we're saying here. One second you're living life normally thinking Pedro is just one of the greatest pitchers of all-time and now…now I'm just in shock over what he does to get his guys out of a slump when the teams weren't doing well. 

Though he is a World Series champion and 3x Cy Young winner so WHO THE HELL AM I to judge his methods? Michael Jordan may have had tar heel blue shorts to keep his luck up and Pedro has his anaconda. Whatever floats your boat!