"Antonio Brown Is No Longer A Buc" - Bruce Arians

Far be it for me to question anything Bruce Arians has to say about anything, let alone a (former) member of his football team. But I gotta call him out for this one. We all know that Buc is short for buccaneer and the all knowing entity Google defines that word as the following:

I personally don't know of any actual pirates, even though I feel like Bruce Arians may hang with a few during the offseason. But try to name a more daring, adventurous, and sometimes reckless person than Antonio Brown. You can't. ESPECIALLY in business.

The pirate life ain't for everybody but this is the epitome of one.

So you can say Antonio Brown is no longer a Tampa Bay Buc or even an NFL player, which Bruce Arians probably signed off on as Tom Brady was putting together that game-winning drive. But AB is as much a swashbuckling buccaneer as this wily son of a bitch ever was.

Speaking of which, this is usually the point of the blog where I'd say the only place for the disgraced NFL star to go is the Raiders or the Patriots but, well, you know…

Unfortunately for Antonio, there are no other NFL franchises famous for giving talented players one last chance that are on the precipice of a Super Bowl run. Wait, what was that…