Best Of 2021: Meet The New Face Of The Fight Game
Holy shiiiit, did you see how close he came with that kick?!
Truly McGregor-esque…..
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Meet General Vgorode - real name Habulla Magomedov - who is 18 YEARS OLD(!!!!!!) but due to a rare genetic disorder, obviously doesn't look a day over five!
Now I hadn't heard of Hasbulla until today, but apparently he's VERY popular among Dagestani/Russian MMA fans, and even Khabib!
(Probably hadn't heard of him because Khabib has me blocked on everything)
Hasbulla's got big time aspirations of becoming a mixed martial artist, and based on his YouTube channel, appears to be training for his debut!
Hasbulla has a fuckin sick right hook, watch out for that.
Here's my question now, though: does his opponent just so happen to have the same rare genetic disease that Hasbulla has, or -and I mean this as respectfully as I could put this - do they just have him fightin kids his size? I truly have no idea. It's Russia, right? Who knows! He's "training" too, though!
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I could totally see why Hasbulla is so popular in Russia, by the way - he's an electric factory.
Here he is chillen with a monkey….
Here he is riding a mini-motorcycle….
Here's a video of that monkey fuckin with him while he takes cooking lessons….
Here's Hasbulla hanging out with a cat….
Here he is trying to fill a balloon with air….
Finally - and trust me, I saved the best for last - here he is sucker punching an MMA fighter in the face and running away….
I'm all in. Can't wait for this fight. Let's go Hasbulla. Crush this little joker….
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(Somebody please tell me when this fight is)