Big Dick Nick Somehow Made The Bears Exciting Again

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He has risen to give us our most exciting football game in weeks!

We all know it was meaningless considering we're eliminated, but man that last touchdown and two point conversion were actually pretty sweet. All it took was for the Bears to get to Week 16 in Year 2 to put Jimmy Graham in the position that Pace had always wanted him to be in!

Besides that a ton of typical shit in your Matt Nagy/Chicago Bears experience featuring some more dumbass wildcat and such, but there's really no reason to get into all that the day after Christmas.

The real thing to be happy about is that we (fucking better) only have to watch this mess two more times.

Bear Down.