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If I'm Ever The First Man On Mars, I Have The Perfect Joke

-I think I may have come up with the greatest joke of all time, but it will take a very, very unlikely scenario for me to pull it off. So first thing’s first, I have to become an astronaut. I don’t know if there’s a school for that or how it works, but Step 1: Become an astronaut. Step 2: This is im

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If I'm Ever The First Man On Mars, I Have The Perfect Joke

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