"Can't See The Line, Can You Russ!" Let's Head Into Christmas Weekend With THE Scene From "Christmas Vacation"

99.999% sure that I, like most of you reading this probably, realized, the first time seeing this, around the age of 5 or 6, that I was into smokin' hot babes.

This chick was a flame thrower, by eighties, or today's standards. And Clark Griswold had her eating out of the palm of his hand.

I think we can all agree that if he wasn't tied down in the Chicago suburbs with a wife and two snot-nosed, ungrateful kids, he woulda had her in the folded-down backseat of his woody station wagon come her next smoke break.

Pour some egg nog out for Clark today.

Have an incredible holiday everybody. Merry Christmas!