Here is everything that happened in week 14 in the National Football Conference.
Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers -2.5
Was a rollercoaster ride day for Cam Newton
Cam ran for a 12-yard touchdown on Carolina's first possession, but turned the ball over twice and was replaced twice during the game by P.J. Walker, including midway through the fourth quarter.
Matt Ryan threw for 190 yards and a touchdown and Patterson continues to light up the scoreboard
And the Atlanta defense is starting to hum
Walker returned an interception of Cam Newton 66 yards
And that was that.
Dallas Cowboys at Washington Football Team +4.5
The Cowboys defense played out of their minds in the first half
Couldn't agree more. Such a stud
Micah Parsons sacked Taylor Heinicke twice and forced a fumble that was returned for a touchdown.
Amari Cooper too easy
Dallas led 24-0 and 27-8 before Kyle Allen replaced Heinicke and led a 73-yard TD drive
Dallas was sitting comfortably in the driver's seat of this one until Mike McCarthy decided to start throwing the ball instead of running the clock out late in the 4th. Resulting in this.
Cole Holcomb intercepted Dak Prescott and ran it back for a pick-6. Washington's comeback bid came to an end when Allen fumbled with 2:24 remaining.
Imagine caring this much about the Washington Football Team? Poor Washington Football Team fans.
Buffalo Bills at Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3
Bills Mafia + Trampa Bay =
This was great forward-thinking
Lenny with the jets
How the fuck is this man 45?
Not too shabby
Brady threw for 363 yards and two touchdowns with no interceptions. He also scored on a quarterback sneak.
Josh Allen and the Bills woke up late in the 2nd half and made this one a game.
Josh Allen shrugged off a slow start to throw for 308 yards and two touchdowns for Buffalo. He also rushed for 109 yards and a TD, becoming the fourth player in league history to throw for over 300 yards and also rush for 100-plus in the same game.
But the game went to OT where the Bills won the toss, proceeded to go 3 and out, setting up TB12 for a walk-off.
It's a walk off!
And #700! How poetic!
Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers -11.5
This one started out cruelly in favor of the Bears. They came out hot and stifled the Packers first couple possessions.
After Robert Quinn did this. And Carl did THIS
The Packers outscored the Bears 28-6.
The Bears have a lot of trash on their roster, but they also have a handful of fuckin speed demons
You would think Matt Nagy would learn, after watching Rodgers and co. shove this kind of shit down the Bears throats twice a season every year how to do it himself. But nah.
Coaching + play calling
Rodgers dropping back 15 yards, waiting all day, and then dissecting the Bears D eerily reminds me of Steph Curry walking the ball down the floor and then heaving one up from just over the halfcourt line just because he can.
How much pussy does this guy get at Green Bay bars?
Packers play by their own rules
Golden tweet by the Barstool social team
Making of a Murderer film credit/NFL Owner
Tonight we've got the Los Angeles Rams at Arizona Cardinals -3 (51.5)