An attractive young woman walked into a doctor's office and the recently divorced MD was immediately overwhelmed by how incredibly sexy she was. He tried to maintain his composure, but he was struggling mightily…
First, he told the young woman to take off her skin-tight jeans. As soon as her pants hit the floor the doctor started massaging her long, thin, muscular thighs. "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asked.
"Yes, I do" she replied. "You're checking for abnormalities, Doc…"
Next, he instructed her to remove her blouse and bra. Once she was topless, the doctor began squeezing her voluptuous breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes, I do" she replied. "You're checking for breast cancer, Doc…"
Finally, he told her to slip out of her panties and then lay on her back on the examination table…
The doctor wasted no time. He got on top of her and started having sex… "Do you have any idea what I'm doing now?" he asked as he struggled to catch his breath…
"Yes, I do" she replied. "You're getting herpes, Doc. That's why I'm here…"
* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968
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