BLOG BATTLE: I See Chief And Clem's Work And Will Spend This Lunch Hour Talking About Elisha Cuthbert In 'The Girl Next Door'

I'm not going to lie to you readers. I read Chief's blog: 

Then I saw Clem's blog: 

I sat here all night debating if I should respond and how to respond. Do I go with Ali Larter and Varsity Blues? 

A classic, classic scene. I don't like whip cream, but I'm very interested in this here. I even debated Tara Reid at the end of Van Wilder.

It's easy to forget her at her peak because of where we are now and how long ago that was. But her going American Pie, Van Wilder, American Pie 2 is an unbelievable peak. But see, I'm a company man. First, buy Rough n Rowdy. This is a blog war after all. 

Second, this all stems from Dog Walk this week. 

More importantly the last pick of round 2. The Girl Next Door. The most underrated smoke of our era, Elisha Cuthbert. She was at her absolute peak in The Girl Next Door, a movie that is not nearly talked about enough. It has everything, including one of my favorite endings to a movie ever, presented above. Sometimes you just gotta ask yourself is the juice worth the squeeze? 

You know what scene I'm talking about too. The every guy fantasy of a porn star turned neighbor turned good girl showing up to your front door all wet. Boy did she nail that role. 

Sure, Sarah Michelle Gellar may be a reason for the, uh, well stepbrother thing that you see all over some sites. Sure, JLH is a rocket. But Elisha Cuthbert played a literal porn star moving in next door. Come on.