Introducing And Handicapping The RnR 16 Ring Girl Field

Tommy Smokes12/10/2021 11:40 PM

Another Rough N' Rowdy is upon us. This Friday .... it's all about respect. Jersey Jerry vs. Nadu headlines an absolutely loaded card down in West Virginia. Most excited I've been for a Rough N' Rowdy in a long time. The inner Barstool world fights are always the best and this is the first one we've had in a long time. And by now, we've established enough RnR fighters that you'll recognize plenty of other familiar faces. Plus you know Dave, Big Cat, and Robbie will be great on the call. And of course.... the ring girls.

As always prizes are up for grabs. Online votes will go towards deciding the online contest's $500 prize winner. At the live event contest on Friday, first place ($3,000), second place ($1,500) and third through fifth place ($500 each) will be decided by crowd applause. But more important than money is the pride aspect. There's a lot of new faces in the field this time. And a lot of faces you might expect to see won't be there this time (Sara Staley). Let's break down the field.

You can get started voting HERE. And you can buy the PPV HERE.

DevAnn

We start with a familiar face. DevAnn is no stranger to ring girl competitions. She's been in plenty of them before and has even won, leading to her gaining a few rivals. But those rivals aren't in the field this time. She's, by my unofficial count, the most veteran ring girl in the field this time. Will that experience advantage help her get another crown?

Alexis Texas

No. Not that one. Unsure if this could be a copyright infringement of some sort. Her name is Alexis but she's from Kentucky. Regardless, she's got the cowboy hat and name recognition could play with the crowd.

Crystal

Wanted to make sure both sides were properly represented. Fair is fair. She's a Masshole with previous RnR experience. She's also hot.

LueLue

She lists no prior RnR/modeling/bikini contest experience. A true unknown.

Maazari

She formerly stole our hearts as "the pregnant ring girl." But she's popped that baby out. She's a veteran who the crowd knows. Could be a leg up in a field with so many new faces.

Everly Grey

A new face to the field. Not sure what this picture was taken for but it looks pretty professional and shit so she must have some experience.

Cherry Bomb

The Shohei Ohtani of Rough N' Rowdy. She will be a ring girl AND also fight. It'll be a rematch against Hot Wheelz, which was maybe the greatest RnR fight of all time.

Hotwheelz

And speaking of Miss Wheelz, she will be doing the Shohei Ohtani role herself.

Jazzy Jay

I think we can all agree Jazzy Jay is a top notch ring girl name.

Ollie

Another newcomer to the field who we don't know much about.

Ray

Those are some promising pictures. I believe she is another new face to the field. But I'll just say I like her chances. Should be a crowd favorite.

Lissy

It looks like her Instagram handle is Asszilla which would be a GREAT ring girl name. If she changes it to that, I'll like her chances even more.

Izzy

Another new entry who is an unknown. But you never know which of these girls can become ring girl legends. Like a rookie draft class.

Alex.ass

Alex.ass is a great ring girl name and a great pun on Alexis. She also is a West Virginia native and is hot. That could be a recipe for success.

Lextasy

Lextasy is another good ring girl name.

Hales

Definitely different than the typical ring girl look. I don't see a single tattoo. Could that help her stand out?

Lucci

She participated in a bikini contest at "Quaker Steak And Lube." After looking it up, I found that it's "a casual dining restaurant chain based in Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania. The original restaurant was built in 1974 by George "Jig" Warren and Gary "Mo" Meszaros in an abandoned gas station in downtown Sharon, and decorated with license plates and old automobiles." Seems like a must go.

Kiri