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Gorgeous 24-Year-Old Woman Gets Tastefully Done Lip Injections For the 27th Time

It’s not often that I’m taken aback on this internet machine but today counts. Look at these lips. Sweet sassy malassy. Those lips look like she’s been hanging out with my friend Kevin McAllister when he was wearing a mood ring and getting viciously attacked by bees to the point of death in My Girl. From that scene, I will never recover much like the natural collagen in our new beloved's lips. 

Anyway, I know some people will say that she’s a “freak” or would be “scary to children” or that her lips “look like a pocket pussy that was left out in the sun for months too long.”

That’s not something I’ll do. I’ll just say that I hope she enjoys the way she looks. When it all boils down to the sediment, it doesn’t matter if 7 billion other people think that you look like you should be swimming in raw sewage with Old Gregg. As long as you’re happy, that’s all that matters. You plump up your lips and then head out to a club where people wee on each other. That's life in Bulgaria, baby.

Shocker of the subject though was that she’s from Bulgaria. I would have never guessed that. I would have guessed she was from a town that Kate told me about on today’s ZBT. Kandahar poop pond. It’s a real place and it will likely alter your body more that 27 lip injections.

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