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Rihanna Gets Named The National Hero Of Barbados The Same Day The Island Kicks Queen Elizabeth's Ass To The Curb

Well, well, well. My how the turn tables have turned, Queen. One second you're ruling an island nation from 4,100 miles away and the next you're out on your ass. You truly do hate to see it. Is it a coincidence that Rihanna was named National Hero same day? Of course not, she's been the face of the island for year now. It's just funny. I also wouldn't be surprised if she ran for President once that lady's term is over. Not only do the people LOVE her, she's worth 1.7 BILLION (a quarter which is a quarter of Barbados' GDP) meaning she can do a shit ton of charity to keep people happy. Regardless, I feel like the royal family is losing its grip. They've essentially become a less interesting version of the Kardashians. All they do now is put out fires. 

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Oh well. I just can't wait to see Rihanna make her way into politics. She's arguably one of the most liked people on earth. I feel like she can do no wrong. Anyway congrats on being named a National Hero, Ri. You're the true queen of the island and everybody know it. Now here's a classic for everyone reading to enjoy at their desk. Thanks for reading...

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