Kirk Cousins Lined Up Under His Right Guard On 4th & Goal Because God Hates The Vikings For Some Reason

I’ll never understand what’s wrong with the Vikings. They’ve had cool players, all time greats, tremendous uniforms, a competent coach, they’re not the Lions, they have so much working in their favor. And yet, year after year something happens. A field goal kicker shanks a pivotal kick, old Brett Favre hits a defender between the numbers, something always goes awry. Kirk Cousins lining up under the guard barely even ranks for Vikings miscues over the last 25 years, that’s the caliber of misfortune Vikings fans have been dealing with. But for today? Painfully funny. Mattison tried to shift him into the right position like a t-ball coach moving his second baseman off from sitting on top of the bag. Timeout, no touchdown out of said timeout, just another day in the life for God’s least favorite team.