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An Open And Honest Conversation About Duke Upsetting No. 1 Gonzaga

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 Fuck Duke. 

Fine, you want to know my real thoughts? Buy something from the Barstool Sports store for 20% off after the winner. 

That wasn't surprising. Hell, I gave out Duke in my picks blog. They match up well against Gonzaga. Trevor Keels is a fucking monster who I really wish went to Villanova. Paolo Banchero played like he was pissed people compared him to Chet. Other major difference? Duke had guys go hunt Timme and Chet with foul trouble early. Gonzaga refused to take it at Paolo after the early 1st. You need someone to be willing to take a couple drives into his chest, instead they let him play a bit more centerfield, especially when Gonzaga was playing Kaden Perry for 4 minutes. 

But there's something more here. There's some sort of Coach K voodoo witchcraft going on and I won't stand for it.

Two big games and Paolo cramps up out of nowhere? Suspicious at best, imo. Mark Williams transformed himself into some sort of lottery pick. During minutes where Banchero/Moore/Williams were out Joey Baker banked in a three. Joey Baker! There's something fishy going on and I'm planning on getting to the bottom of it. The real problem is now we have to hear all the regurgitated stupid takes about Gonzaga losing a close game to Duke. They aren't frauds. A few days ago I heard people talking about Gonzaga vs the field again - incredibly stupid. This season has about 7-8 teams that are all in the same tier. Throw a dart, pick one. There's nothing like last year where it was Baylor and Gonzaga vs the field the entire time. 

Good for Duke though. Everyone knows titles are won in November, right?