Few things here.
1- Chevy Chase and that minx Beverly D'Angelo are officially bumped from the #1 slot by this anonymous gentleman.
Sorry, but facts are facts.
2- You've got the man himself, Juvenile posting this creation. Essentially giving it his blessing. Acknowledging that it lives up and does his classic "Back That Azz Up" proud.
3- I hope this is one of those neighborhoods, in one of those towns where the soccer moms and stay-at-home wives that get cheated on for a living carry themselves like they live in Stamford, CT and thumb their nose at shit like this. And I hope this guy bumps the shit out of this music and light show every night until Jesus' Birthday. We need the sweet poetry of Terius Gray:
Them titties sittin' nice, yeah, I want to bite, yeah
I could fuck you right, yeah, all night, yeah
Want to bring it to my house, yeah, on the couch, yeah
Knock the pussy out, yeah, get them out, yeah
I want to see these hoes, yeah, bend it low, yeah
Let me run it in the hole, yeah, and let me know, yeah
blasting through his cul-da-sac.
4- How awesome is it that we're becoming old enough where people from our generation are at the age, with families and shit, but are coming into money where they can do ridiculous shit like this and not have to worry about the repercussions? Our parents generation had the 80s, which if we're being honest was far better music and movies, but again, if we're being honest, nothing compares to the 90s-2000s. We grew up in the greatest time for anything. Pre-internet/social media but right on the cusp of it at the same time. We weren't indoctrinated into it like the generation after us, but we weren't alien to it like the generations before us. We weren't subjected to this cancel culture bullshit. And all we cared about was watching roided-out monsters hit yabos, drinking crystal clear pepsi, and watching who was in the top ten on TRL. Now, our generation has come into middle and upper management positions, paid off our student loans, and we're ballin'. Hopefully there's plenty more where this came from.
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