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Sometimes You Just Gotta Do Some PCP and Start Doing Naked Pushups in the Middle of the Road

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ARL Now - A man was arrested Thursday night after allegedly doing push-ups in public while naked, then resisting arrest. The incident happened around 8:00 p.m. on the 3200 block of 24th Street S. Police say a local resident, 31-year-old Timothy Lowe, was nude and doing push-ups in the middle of the street. “The subject ignored numerous commands by police and began approaching officers in an aggressive manner while yelling obscenities,” according to a crime report. “The subject was taken into custody following a taser deployment.” Lowe has been charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and obstruction of justice. He was under the influence of the drug PCP at the time of the incident, according to Arlington County Police spokesman Dustin Sternbeck. Lowe, who spoke out against what he described as police profiling and harassment at a community forum on policing a day prior to his arrest, has had other run-ins with the law. In September, he was arrested and charged in connection to a stabbing in the Nauck neighborhood.

Bravo Timothy, bravo. A follower of what I’ve been preaching for the last month- Swole don’t sleep. Doesn’t matter what’s going on around you, doesn’t matter how long of a day you’ve had blogging from your couch (or doing actual work at a job in an office, whatever), you still have to get your ass to the gym to get swole. And Timothy follows that to a T. So he popped some PCP? Still did shups in the street like a man. Of course he yelled at the cops for interrupting his swole sesh. Who was he disturbing? What, you can’t do naked pushups in front of your house anymore? I thought this was America? If anything, he was encouraging his neighbors to be more active. So a wag of my finger to the Arlington County cops for this unlawful arrest. If being swole is wrong, I don’t want to be right.


PS: I hope his dick is ok. Naked pushups as a black man on a gravel road can’t be very safe.