Lighten the Fuck Up! Richard Went to see a World-Renowned Fortune-Teller in New Orleans...

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While in New Orleans for a convention, Richard went to see a world-renowned fortune-teller… 

In a small, dark, hazy room, gazing into her crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news… "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt… Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your wife will die a violent and horrible death in June of this year…"

Visibly shaken, Richard stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle in the center of the round table they were seated at, and finally, down at the mystic's steady but aged hands… 

Richard appeared devastated by the mystic's vision; he and his wife had been married for 14 years… In an attempt to compose himself, he took several deep breaths. There were certain things he simply had to know… 

Richard's eyes met the fortune teller's gaze, he steadied himself, and then with a face full of genuine concern he asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

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