No I Don't Apologize For Almost Killing Frank The Tank Via A Bubble Ball Bloodbath

Yo, Tank - GET OFF THE TRACKS!!! Especially when Vibbs is the only thing between you and the locomotive from D-III backup TE hell. Look, I wasn't trying to hurt Frank, but you give a man a bubble ball and tell him to kill, what do you expect is going to happen? Exactly. I'm not talking about talkin’ about pleasure boatin’ or day sailin’. I’m talkin’ about workin’ for a livin’, I’m talking about sharkin'; bubble ball football for the Labatt Blue Good Beer Games. You do what you have to do to survive. 

But for real I apologized to Frank no less than a zillion times and offered him a peace lunch, which he declined. Long live The Tank. Still tho, you do what you gotta do in the Never Go Full Hardo game. Why? Gotta set an example for the kids how not to act. And we sadly have too many examples throughout this life. 

Vs Coed Intramural Beer League Softball

Vs Wedding Party Entrance

Vs Coed Dodgeball

Coed Intramural Flag Football

Vs The Poker Table

Vs Pro-Lacrosse Halftime Event

Vs. Holly Mangold In An Oklahoma Wedding Drill 

More Coed Dodgeball For Some Reason (w/ Francis and the Alex who got fired from Barstool Idol)

Vs The Xfinity Bull

VS. More Mascots, Again. For Some Reason

See? Still got it. Maybe.