BRITNEY SPEARS IS FREE AND THERE’S JUBILATION IN THE STREETS

I don’t want to take this moment away from Britney. I’m happy she’s free and I’m waiting on pins and needles to see what she has planned with her newfound freedom. I hope she starts buying gold toilets for every room in her house, something light.

The reason I have to take away from this moment a bit is because as I was bopping between this blog and Twitter I saw that another 2000s star is back in the limelight where she belongs and it has completely rocked my world.

LiLo is BACK! And not only is she back, she’s bringing with her… a human being named CHORD. Chord Overstreet is the single most preposterous name of all time. Netflix really buries the lede with this. Like yeah I’m happy LiLo is back on the silver screen but make no mistake about it: this is as much an announcement of Chord’s newfound stardom as it is her career revival.