Jeff Bezos Responds To Barstool Sports Post Saying Leonardo DiCaprio Stole His Girlfriend

Well, well, well, if it isn't the world's richest man responding to a Barstool Sports post saying Leonardo DiCaprio stole his girlfriend. Am I shocked? Of course not, Bezos knows what we said is true. He knew his ass was in the jackpot the second Leo made eye contact with his queen. Poor guy. And here he was thinking he was untouchable. I wrote about the whole ordeal last night...

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The good news is, Jeff, (because I know you're reading) I can take the post down for a cool $20 billion. That's billion with a "B." A drop in the bucket compared to what you're worth. Chances are you won't even notice it's gone. The ball is in your court, my friend. Oh and you have to take back your threat against Leo. Joking about making someone disappear when you can actually make them disappear is not funny. Have your people get in touch with my people. Thanks. - Pat