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Jeff Bezos New Girlfriend Spent The Weekend Flirting Her Tits Off With Leonardo DiCaprio At An LA Art Gala

You can't teach cool, folks. Jeff Bezos may have all the money in the world, but he'll never have the allure of Leonardo DiCaprio. Deep down inside he's still a nerd and Lauren Sánchez knows it. Leo is her ticket to sit with the cool kids. The only problem is that her boyfriend could literally destroy her entire life at the drop of a hat. I'm not saying he would I'm just saying that leaving someone with that amount of power and influence is scary. That and she's about 30 years too old for Leo. Regardless, watching him wave her off right in Jeff's face was hilarious. You could tell he nervous the second she started to hug him...

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So he politely gave her the finger wag…

What a classy move. The ultimate sign of respect to the richest man on earth. He also probably saved his own life in the process but that's neither here nor there.  All I know is that Jeff's ass in the jackpot. I'm sure he went home that night, looked him self in the mirror, and questioned it all. Time will tell if these two last, but something tells me they will. You don't leave that kind of money, even if Leonardo DiCaprio wants you too. She probably just had one too many cocktails and got a little handsy. Who knows. Have a great Sunday night. See ya tomorrow.