Jerry Thornton

Longhorns Coach Jeff Banks' Stripper Girlfriend's Emotional Support Monkey Allegedly Biting a Trick-or-Treater is the Story of Our Times

There's a line in "Wall Street" that's always resonated with me. All the big shot investment power brokers are congratulating themselves on a deal they just pulled off when the Martin Sheen character sees right through the scam they're pulling, chuckles and says, "A man lives long enough, he gets to

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Longhorns Coach Jeff Banks' Stripper Girlfriend's Emotional Support Monkey Allegedly Biting a Trick-or-Treater is the Story of Our Times

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