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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Friday Confessions</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("brandId","150"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","63390"),htlbid.setTargeting("tags",["barstool-confessions","friday-confessions","dante"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["confessions","fridays","dozen","regular podcast feits","last bastion","match","stoolies","sign","god","screamin honkers","chaps","inappropriate humor","old wall street friends","dante","instagram 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Confessions",brandId:150,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p>Dante and I alternate Fridays collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies to complement the regular podcast Feits and Chaps are pumping out.</p><p>Their pod can get pretty fucking weird and can be found here...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/B8zBMEr?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/barstool-confessions/id1375719994?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions-...-for-3pm-if-that-works&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions-...-for-3pm-if-that-works"></a></div></div></div><p>But this blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first...</p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="color:#b8312f">I know the Baldwin story is a real tragedy, but the memes I have gotten from my old Wall Street friends (the last bastion of inappropriate humor) have been downright delicious.</span></em></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f"><em>Was going to post a couple on my Instagram story, but then my account was mysteriously shut down without warning.</em></span></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><em><span style="color:#b8312f"><strong>Almost like a sign from God... Forgive me, Lord.</strong></span></em></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p></body></html>

<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies to complement the regular podcast Feits and Chaps are pumping out.</p><p>Their pod can get pretty fucking weird and can be found here...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/B8zBMEr?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/barstool-confessions/id1375719994?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions-...-for-3pm-if-that-works&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions-...-for-3pm-if-that-works"></a></div></div></div><p>But this blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first...</p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="color:#b8312f">I know the Baldwin story is a real tragedy, but the memes I have gotten from my old Wall Street friends (the last bastion of inappropriate humor) have been downright delicious.</span></em></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f"><em>Was going to post a couple on my Instagram story, but then my account was mysteriously shut down without warning.</em></span></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><em><span style="color:#b8312f"><strong>Almost like a sign from God... Forgive me, Lord.</strong></span></em></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p>

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Confessions",brandId:150,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p>Dante and I alternate Fridays collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies to complement the regular podcast Feits and Chaps are pumping out.</p><p>Their pod can get pretty fucking weird and can be found here...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/B8zBMEr?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/barstool-confessions/id1375719994?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions-...-for-3pm-if-that-works&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions-...-for-3pm-if-that-works"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>But this blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first...</p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="color:#b8312f">I know the Baldwin story is a real tragedy, but the memes I have gotten from my old Wall Street friends (the last bastion of inappropriate humor) have been downright delicious.</span></em></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f"><em>Was going to post a couple on my Instagram story, but then my account was mysteriously shut down without warning.</em></span></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><em><span style="color:#b8312f"><strong>Almost like a sign from God... Forgive me, Lord.</strong></span></em></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p></body></html>

<p>Dante and I alternate Fridays collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies to complement the regular podcast Feits and Chaps are pumping out.</p><p>Their pod can get pretty fucking weird and can be found here...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/B8zBMEr?_showcaption=true" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/barstool-confessions/id1375719994?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_150_friday-confessions-...-for-3pm-if-that-works&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_150_friday-confessions-...-for-3pm-if-that-works"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>But this blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first...</p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><em><span style="color:#b8312f">I know the Baldwin story is a real tragedy, but the memes I have gotten from my old Wall Street friends (the last bastion of inappropriate humor) have been downright delicious.</span></em></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="color:#b8312f"><em>Was going to post a couple on my Instagram story, but then my account was mysteriously shut down without warning.</em></span></strong></p><p style="text-align:center"><em><span style="color:#b8312f"><strong>Almost like a sign from God... Forgive me, Lord.</strong></span></em></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p>

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