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Here We Have Billy Joel Telling A Story About Trying To Make Out With The Real Life Goodfellas' Daughters Back In His Day

Billy Joel! You old sailor you! I know everyone is obsessed with the idea of Infinity War being the most ambitious crossover event in history, but this personally blows it OUT of the water for me. You're telling me that Billy Joel (yes, that Billy Joel) used to perform for THE Goodfellas? Like the the guys that pulled off the Lufthansa Heist? Like the guys that for my money the greatest movie ever made is based of off? APPARENTLY! Now that is potentially the biggest crossover event my eyes have ever seen. I almost wish there was footage of me watching that pleasant end to that youtube video as I sit in my hotel room drinking a high noon in underwear.

And how about Billy just being that oblivious when it comes to just who the hell he's performing for? If you're in presumably the late 60' a house where everything looks like it fell off a truck...while there's a very specific clientele attending these gotta put to 2 and 2 together. Not to mention then having the balls to just go up to their daughters and make time with them during your breaks! Jesus Billy.